The Bell Ringer


Okay, there was this pastor at a church, and the man who had been the church's bell-ringer for the past 30 years retires. So, the pastor puts a sign in the front stained-glass window advertising the job opening for a new bell-ringer. The next day, a man comes into the pastor's study and says he'd like to apply for a job. So, the pastor decides to give him a try-out. The go up into the steeple, and the pastor tells the guy, "Ok, it's 9 o'clock. Let's see what you've got." The man takes a few steps back, gets a running start, and slams his face into the bell, producing a loud "BONG" from the bell. He repeats this 8 more times. The pastor is amazed at this unusual technique, and gives him the job. So, the man stays up in the bell tower waiting for the 10 o'clock ringing, and the pastor goes back down to his study.

At 10 o'clock sharp, the pastor hears the bell ringing, "Bong, Bong, Bong, Bong, Aaiiiieeeeee!" Shortly, another man comes running into the pastor's study and frantically tells the pastor that the new bell-ringer has just fallen out of the steeple and landed on the pavement below. The pastor runs out to the sidewalk, where the police are just arriving. The detective on the scene walks over to the pastor and asks him if he knows who the man is. The pastor replies, "Well, I don't remember his name, but his face rings a bell..."


The Bell Ringer, Part 2
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